It's whatever
howdy

peachylasky:

Miz Cracker : *breathes*

Aquaria : 

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foosili:

A pink crop top that says “Whose Dick Do I Have To Suck Around Here To Suck Some Dick” In the Steven Universe font


cosbyykidd:

grapejellyking:

dont date someone who doesnt enjoy talking to you a lot

dont submerge yourself in water and inhale 

colinfirthsbf: “i’m screaming, bald, speechless, etc. ”

jerseymisery:

me flirting: hey wanna go be gay in the woods


baroquemirrors:

in america we don’t say “goodbye” anymore instead we say “be safe” and I think that’s terrifying :)


clock-heart:

in the morning

stomach: hey we’re starving and dehydrated

me: Eats and Drinks

stomach: whta the fuck??? hwat the Hell andfuck